Condolences for Mild Inconveniences: 8 Printable Cards

Store-bought cards cover the big moments. These cover everything else.

Condolences for Mild Inconveniences is a set of eight printable cards for the losses nobody makes a card for. Each one has a deadpan front, an inside message, and room for you to write something personal (or something petty). Print one tonight and hand it over tomorrow.

The eight cards

1. With Deepest Sympathy on the Passing of Your Sourdough Starter
2. Thinking of You After You Hit Reply-All
3. Our Condolences on Your Birthday
4. In Loving Memory of Your Other Sock
5. So Very Sorry Your Phone Died at 1%
6. Heartfelt Condolences on the Meeting That Could Have Been an Email
7. Thinking of You Now That You've Forgotten Why You Walked In Here
8. With Sympathy on Suddenly Remembering Something You Said in 2019

Inside the sock card: "It's in a better place. We don't know where. Nobody does."

What's included

• 8 folding cards, 4.25 × 5.5 in when folded (A2 size)
• One PDF per card, plus one file with all eight
• A start-here guide with printing instructions

Printing

• Two copies of a card print on each US Letter sheet; cardstock recommended
• Fits standard A2 envelopes (4 3/8 × 5 3/4 in)
• Instructions for both double-sided and single-sided printers are included

Please note

This is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. For personal use only: please don't resell or share the files.