{"product_id":"museum-placard-kit-for-mundane-objects","title":"Museum Placard Kit for Mundane Objects","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSpoon. c. 2019. Stainless steel. Has seen things. Has stirred things. Will not discuss either.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurn your home into a deadpan museum. This kit gives ordinary household objects the gallery labels they've always deserved: a title, a date, a medium, a straight-faced description and an accession number. Prop one next to the spoon, the junk drawer or the chair that holds all the clothes, and wait for a guest to notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works as home decor, as a party bit, and as a gift for the friend whose house is basically a museum already.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e25 written placards\u003c\/strong\u003e for objects like The Junk Drawer (\"Curators believe the drawer is load-bearing\"), the Single Sock (on indefinite loan from the dryer), and Leftovers, Container 3 of 7. Eight print on each page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn editable placard template:\u003c\/strong\u003e a page of eight placards you can type into, for your own objects and inside jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA \"Permanent Collection\" sign\u003c\/strong\u003e with gallery hours (\"Whenever we're home\") and a docent on duty: Reginald, who is judging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA start-here guide\u003c\/strong\u003e with printing and display tips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePDF, US Letter (8.5 × 11 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach placard is 3.6 × 2.3 in; cut along the dotted lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte cardstock looks most like a real gallery label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisplay with removable putty, a folded card stand, or a small acrylic sign holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdit the template with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. For personal use only: please don't resell or share the files.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638218981563,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3881\/1835\/files\/museum-placards-01-hero.jpg?v=1791415034","url":"https:\/\/gagsgiftsandgiggles.com\/products\/museum-placard-kit-for-mundane-objects","provider":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}