{"product_id":"family-gathering-survival-bingo","title":"Family Gathering Survival Bingo","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomeone mentions crypto. A relative scrolls through 40 photos on their phone. The turkey is described as \"a little dry.\" Mark it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFamily Gathering Survival Bingo turns enduring the holiday dinner into a game you can quietly win. There's no caller and no announcements: each player marks squares as things happen, and nobody needs to know why you're smiling. The columns spell D-R-E-A-D. The free space says \"You showed up.\" That counts for something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and it works for any family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 unique cards, work-safe edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every card is different, so play stays fair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 unique cards, sweary edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e Same chaos, saltier wording. Mild swearing only (think \"damn,\" \"hell\" and the occasional \"shit\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA rules page\u003c\/strong\u003e in each edition, with house rules worth considering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn editable \"Certificate of Survival\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for the blackout winner, with a \"Seal of Mild Distress\" and signature lines for two witnesses (one is the dog).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePDF, US Letter (8.5 × 11 in), one card per page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards are numbered 1 to 20, so print only as many as you need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType the winner's name into the certificate with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader, or write it in by hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. For personal use only: please don't resell or share the files.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638218621115,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3881\/1835\/files\/survival-bingo-01-hero.jpg?v=1791415030","url":"https:\/\/gagsgiftsandgiggles.com\/products\/family-gathering-survival-bingo","provider":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}