{"product_id":"condolences-for-mild-inconveniences-8-printable-cards","title":"Condolences for Mild Inconveniences: 8 Printable Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eStore-bought cards cover the big moments. These cover everything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCondolences for Mild Inconveniences is a set of eight printable cards for the losses nobody makes a card for. Each one has a deadpan front, an inside message, and room for you to write something personal (or something petty). Print one tonight and hand it over tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe eight cards\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith Deepest Sympathy on the Passing of Your Sourdough Starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThinking of You After You Hit Reply-All\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur Condolences on Your Birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn Loving Memory of Your Other Sock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSo Very Sorry Your Phone Died at 1%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeartfelt Condolences on the Meeting That Could Have Been an Email\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThinking of You Now That You've Forgotten Why You Walked In Here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith Sympathy on Suddenly Remembering Something You Said in 2019\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside the sock card: \u003cem\u003e\"It's in a better place. We don't know where. Nobody does.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 folding cards, 4.25 × 5.5 in when folded (A2 size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne PDF per card, plus one file with all eight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA start-here guide with printing instructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrinting\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo copies of a card print on each US Letter sheet; cardstock recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits standard A2 envelopes (4 3\/8 × 5 3\/4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions for both double-sided and single-sided printers are included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. For personal use only: please don't resell or share the files.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67638219669691,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3881\/1835\/files\/condolence-cards-01-hero.jpg?v=1791415036","url":"https:\/\/gagsgiftsandgiggles.com\/products\/condolences-for-mild-inconveniences-8-printable-cards","provider":"Gags, Gifts \u0026 Giggles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}