{"title":"Printables \u0026 Digital Downloads","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"small-grief-funeral-kit-dead-houseplant-edition","title":"Small Grief Funeral Kit: Dead Houseplant Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome losses are small. That doesn't mean they don't deserve a program.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Small Grief Funeral Kit gives a recently crispy houseplant the send-off it deserves, complete with an order of service, three eulogies, a tiny headstone for the pot, and a condolence card for whoever was in charge of watering. Hold a five-minute ceremony on the windowsill, or make it a whole evening with snacks. Grief has no rules. Only snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's also a very good gift for the friend who just lost a fiddle-leaf fig. 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Epitaphs include \"Rest in Peat\" and \"Overwatered With Love.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondolence card:\u003c\/strong\u003e a folding card, two per sheet. \"It wasn't your fault. (It was a little bit your fault.)\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"In Memoriam\" sign\u003c\/strong\u003e for the windowsill. Editable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStart-here guide\u003c\/strong\u003e with three suggested rituals and a 15-minute order of events.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow editing works\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe editable files come filled in with a sample plant, Philippa the Golden Pothos. Click a name, date or paragraph and type over it. For the most reliable results, use the free Adobe Acrobat Reader and save a copy before printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrinting\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUS Letter (8.5 × 11 in), any home printer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCardstock is best for the headstones and the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-sided printing instructions are included for the program and the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. 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The free space says \"You showed up.\" That counts for something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and it works for any family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 unique cards, work-safe edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every card is different, so play stays fair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 unique cards, sweary edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e Same chaos, saltier wording. Mild swearing only (think \"damn,\" \"hell\" and the occasional \"shit\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA rules page\u003c\/strong\u003e in each edition, with house rules worth considering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn editable \"Certificate of Survival\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for the blackout winner, with a \"Seal of Mild Distress\" and signature lines for two witnesses (one is the dog).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePDF, US Letter (8.5 × 11 in), one card per page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards are numbered 1 to 20, so print only as many as you need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType the winner's name into the certificate with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader, or write it in by hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. 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Each character has six reactions, drawn with bold lines so they stay readable at tiny emoji size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 emoji as transparent PNG files\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e128 px versions, the size Slack wants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e512 px versions for Microsoft Teams and other apps that accept larger images\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA one-page upload guide for Slack and Teams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFile names match the suggested shortcodes, so uploading is quick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSome workspaces only let admins add custom emoji. In Teams, custom emoji must be turned on by your organization's admin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonal license: use them in your own workspaces and chats. 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Prop one next to the spoon, the junk drawer or the chair that holds all the clothes, and wait for a guest to notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works as home decor, as a party bit, and as a gift for the friend whose house is basically a museum already.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e25 written placards\u003c\/strong\u003e for objects like The Junk Drawer (\"Curators believe the drawer is load-bearing\"), the Single Sock (on indefinite loan from the dryer), and Leftovers, Container 3 of 7. 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Nobody does.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 folding cards, 4.25 × 5.5 in when folded (A2 size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne PDF per card, plus one file with all eight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA start-here guide with printing instructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrinting\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo copies of a card print on each US Letter sheet; cardstock recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits standard A2 envelopes (4 3\/8 × 5 3\/4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions for both double-sided and single-sided printers are included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. Nothing will be shipped. 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